Go from softie to sensei with our hilarious tongue-in-cheek self-defense book Self-Defense for the Unprepared is the perfect handbook for people unprepared for the outside world. With 128 pages filled with scenarios, training exercises, potential weapons and moves, you can go from novice to ninja in just a few simple steps. Soon, you will be able to take on the outside world with no problem. Bring it on This hilarious book is packed within a quality graphic hardback cover, making it a hilarious novelty gift book for friends and family.